This has absolutely nothing to do with being bipolar, except for the fact that it is a little odd that I would include it in this blog ... oh well ... I love it ... go to: http://djallyn.org/archives/5989
and watch a very strange little creature sing this song ...
Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right
Your wife starts bitchin’ about whatever it was she was bitchin’ about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone
Well it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
Its a bad day so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
Well I was runnin’ late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought help was on the way
But when he sawthe tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray
But when he saw
Well it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
Its a bad day so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
When I finally made it to work
I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Well it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
Its a bad day so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cuz it’s a great day for me to whup somebody’s ass
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